Deal of the DAY!!!!!

White swimwear is THE item to show up to the beach in this year! With most white swimsuits starting at $150 it might seem hard to find one financially acceptable, don't stress I got a killer one here for under $35 and free shipping! Stock up my dears!!!!

http://www.amiclubwear.com/swimsuit-onepiece-nsf721whitenoring.html

Spring Time Accessories!

As spring is just around the corner, and for those of us in Florida...it's here! I wanted to draw attention to some trends that have happened over this past winter that WE will be seeing in the spring months. And it has everything to do with the way people look naked!

So..... several very famously thin people put on some weight over the winter months, and I have to be honest...I think they look GREAT!



WITH COCAINE 

WITHOUT COCAINE 

BEFORE EATING

AFTER EATING

DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!!

I know that bright colors are the thing this spring (hehehe I am such a poet), but this lil frock is much more my more muted color style. I will definitely be sporting this dress all over the country! It will go with everything and with the right jewelry it can go from day to evening attire in 30 seconds!

Less then $25 and free shipping! Who even needs the malls anymore other than to show off your awesome clothes!

http://www.amiclubwear.com/clothing-dress-nn3-95034mocha.html#

We the jury find the defendant... Super cute!!!

Inappropriate or not, the dress that LiLo wore to court today is already selling out in online stores. That didn't take long. The Basic Instinct-ish mid-thigh length white dress is causing a huge fuss. I'm trying to find a cheaper version of the dress, one more affordable for us common folk, but all I can see is that the dress is retailing for $575 and may still be available thru Bloomingdale's, Neiman Marcus, and ShopBop. Happy Hunting!!!

I am still single because......

Reasons YOU might be single this Valentine's Day

As Valentine's Day approaches, those of us that are without that special someone in our life begin to roll our eyes at all the heart and flowers and champagne bs. BUT....it has come to my attention that some may not realize nor understand the reason they are still single....and it has nothing to do with them being picky. Alison's Closet Blog talks about fashion...so we are going to discuss the fashion of photos that some poor souls have displayed on dating websites to more fully understand why they are still single and maybe what we do NOT want to copy.

Example 1. If you are on a dating website and EVERY photo you have has you surrounded by women....you don't look cool....You look like a douche....especially when you pair those photos with Ed Hardy shirts, yea...we know it's Ed Hardy even from behind the tree you are trying to disguise it with

Example 2. If EVERY photo you put on your profile involves you drinking something..... You don't look like you like to have a good time...You look like a complete drunk.... and if I wanted to see that I would just look at my friend's facebook pages.

Example 3. If your profile reads..."Just Once"....Maybe you need to just go ahead and give up

Example 4.Finally.... IF your goatee look more like something some girl should've had waxed off YEARS ago....you probably shouldn't put a photo up of it....It look like gross porn

I would like to thank pof for providing the example photos, and will shortly be following up with the girl's reason's you might be single......

DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!!

I can't really explain why I love these shoes....but I definitely do! They are simple, yet different and look like they offer plenty of support for your arch.....sooooo I am betting they are as comfortable as a pair of slippers! AND for less than $20 + Free Shipping = You probably shouldn't pass these babies up!

http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=243&itemID=52556&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=

Frank Sinatra - Funny Valentine...AWE

V-Day is a week away!!

Valentine's Day is a tough one. It's not a holiday like Christmas where you can go balls to the wall with a the biggest and bestest gift ever. I like to think of V-Day as a good time for a simple little "hey, I love you" reminder. On the other hand, there are some that appraoch the day with a "Hey!! I'm going to drown us both in a sea of pink and red hearts because I LOVE YOU!!!!" This is a quintessential less-is-more situation. Here are a couple do's and don't's for Valentine gift giving.

DON'T!!!!!

The Heart Boxers have been done over and over and over..... Yes, they are cute and they make you giggle, but they probably make him sigh in defeat. Wouldn't you rather give him something he can wear with pride?? Such as.....

DO!!!!

This great cashmere scarf!! This great gift will show him that you appreciate the finer things in life and that you treat those you love like royalty. Just because it isn't covered in hearts doesn't mean he won't be reminded of your love everytime he puts in on.

DON'T!!!

I know I said before that you don't have to go all out on your gift for your Valentine, but there's a difference between saving some money and just being cheap. Nothing says "You're about #4 on my life's priority list" like drugstore box of chocolates. Don't. Just don't. Instead....

DO!!!!

Hand-dipped chocolate strawberries!! Get your Valentine something that takes a little more effort to create than picking up a lame box of chocolates. You can pick up a batch of these romantic and delicious treats at a Peterbrooke Chocolatier near you, or even order online! Aren't you a classy girlfriend! :)

WEEKEND PROJECT....and don't forget to check in tomorrow for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Megan Fox needs some golashes....draw her some!

Rain, rain, you can stay.

Seems like it's either been snowing or raining in just about every part of the country the last few days. Instead of letting it stifle your usual upbeat personality and outlook on life, embrace the sucky weather with some cute gear to perk up your step. Rain Boots!!!

A cute black umbrella like this one would go great with any pair of colorful galoshes!!

Liv Tyler loves to rock her blue rain boots on a dreary day!

DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!!

I have a pair of nude heels that I wear ALL the time, they are definitely a staple every gal should have in their closet. The go with jeans, any color dress, and can be worn to formal and casual events! I am telling you every celebrity friend I have and know have a pair of these babies! Sooooooooooo I found you a pair that I wish I had bought (mine cost about $300 and look exactly like these)...These are only $15!!!!! I can't believe it

http://www.amiclubwear.com/shoes-heels-peter-02asandvelvet.html#

Coloring Page

Kylie needs new stunnas! Print this pic off and design her a pair!

DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!!

Men, women, and children...who doesn't LOVE a good looking pair of aviator sunglasses! I found you a designer pair...marked down from $135 to $21.....so now you can love them too! ;)

http://www.sunglassesgiant.com/avsusafe951.html

What's YOUR dream corset?

Here's your model to draw it on!

Peek a Boo!!

Even I'm sporting a little poppin' fresh in my corset pic :)

Helena's Golden Globes

When asked who she was wearing on the red carpet of the Director's Guild Awards on Saturday, Helena Bonham Carter replied "Today I'm wearing huge breasts... These are my Golden Globes." A corset will work wonders ladies., even for the not-so-well endowed.

DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!!!

Ok, all you fiesty alisonscloset blog fans....here's a find that'll make you smile big.... beautiful black high-end corset, and the ruffled short..... $30!!!!!

http://www.lingeriediva.com/corsets/ruffle-corset-and-short-set_2